About The GameEdit
Online RPG Avabel doesn't have much in the way of story. Upon creating a character you are thrust into the world of girls. Your character is given instructions on how to fuck the girls, but the main plot is not expanded upon. Sad, isn't it?
The Quests are to fuck other people up or troll them till they ragequit.
All your stats values are controlled by 5 attributes:
- STR: The size and strength of you stick or your upside down peace sign.
- VIT: More life man. so that you can shoot out more than you think.
- DEX: This one here is the most needed. the stat you need to make girls moan.
- INT: this one definitely. you are not gonna have low INT and go fuck somebody with a tiny brain. You may kill the person ya know.
- MEN: YES! mostly for girls doe. The more MEN you have. The more you can feel the satisfying hits.
There are 7 Classes:
- Warrior: typical shits. always die first. like seriously. they do it good though but I do not recommend. because they are just your typical commoners and nobles that dies so fast.
- Rogue: OKAY! BEST CLASS EVER I TELL YA! THEY ARE FAST, SMOOTH AND LIKE PRETTY MUCH SATISFYING IN SOOOOO MANY WAYS. WHY?? THEY SHOOT OUT LONG BUT THEY ARE FAST AF. FASTER THAN LIGHT. FASTER THAN QUANTUM TELEPORTATION. FASTER THAN WHEN THE PICTURE OF YOUR MOM IS PRINTING! ISNT THAT AWESOME! CHOOSE NOW FOR $99.99!
- Ranger: They shoot out white stuff. Icky. Gooey. Smelly. But idk it just feels good whenever you ask the girls about it. They are weird I know.
- Creator: AYE! I know you are like. wtf, creator? wtf is that man? Okay its not a freaking God okay? it does not create things but it does create positions to where you try to put the stick in the hole. LOTS OF THEM. If you think you can do this class then do it!! Its good really really REALY GOOD! BECAUSE YOU CAN PRACTICE TO MAKE THOSE POSITIONS! HA!
- Magician: WOWOWOWOWOW SLOW THERE BUDDY! I know you like magicians but they are not ordinary magicians. Why you say? Well you think they are those card magicians that uses petty tricks. NO! Are they like Megumin blasting off people's asses with exploding magic? NO! They have the magic more special than those things. It is the magic to attract women and men altogether so they love and fuck each other up. Isnt that a good class? Well, TRY IT OUT NOW!
- Acolyte: Pretty much the heroine to be honest. Gets fucked by revengers. Always. Big melons. Huhu. Imma go online now and grab some melons. But! no its not for you. Why? Well because most of them has high INT and MEN. YES! MEN LIKE THOUSANDS OF THEM. They have high MEN to get more dps (dick per second).
- Wanderer: A person who wanders around and is pretty much a crazy person. Drunk. Nameless. Guildless. No family. All the negative things. You name it. But there is one place that he/she always wander in. Wanna know? Wanders in your heart!! AHAHAHAHHA! Well that shows how it has a powerful ATK second to warrior even though it still sucks since you are gonna play it.
- Revenger: He/she who chooses this is a protagonist. The thirst for power. The power for revenge. The power to exceed God himself. Becoming the powerful hero that saves humanity even though you cant save your girlfriend or boyfriend, wait that's a mistake. You don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend. You are a lonely piece of shit protagonist. A lone wolf to be exact. You revenge on all injustice. An example you say? Killing slave traders and fuck all the girls as justice. There you go justice served. Well that is if you are a guy. HAHAHHAHA. Well, embark and show that you can also grow a 10-inch mushroom! :D